Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize
