problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Randomize
