No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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