thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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