Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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