is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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