I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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