He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
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if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Who died my cat blue again?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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