white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I think people are normalizing furries
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