Plan B is the new Plan A
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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