New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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