I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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