Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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