ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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