yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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