he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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