This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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