the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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