I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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