He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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