She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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