I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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