When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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