is your mom at the bar?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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