We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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