Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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