I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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