who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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