is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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