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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
just found out that she named her cat after me.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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