I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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