I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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