At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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