Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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