I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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