Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Pappa wants mamma naked
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
