It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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