Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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