Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If I die, sorry about rent.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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