yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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