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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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