That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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