You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Randomize
