i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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