Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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