Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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