the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize