Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I want to be your penis for a week.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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