are you still at the devil's house?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
this hospital has no fireball
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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