I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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