Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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