I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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