Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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