I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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