So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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