You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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