Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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