I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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