just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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