Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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